So many people’s touchdown dances are the same as their “the baby isn’t mine” dances…

So many people’s touchdown dances are the same as their “the baby isn’t mine” dances…

(Source: notthefather)

Horrifying screen shot is horrifying.

Horrifying screen shot is horrifying.

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thefizz said: I'd like to see more not the father gifs

I’ll keep looking!

Anonymous said: Do you know where you can watch Maury online?

I don’t actually! Any followers know where we can find this gold?

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tarepanda said: I was like "psfht I doubt they'd follow me back but eh I love the shit they have" haha so thanks, it means a lot, gonna make a post for it :) :)

sweet! any promotion is oh so greatly appreciated! we must spread the maury madness!

tarepanda said: Thank you SO much for the follow back! :D Haha :)

haha anytime!

commitcrimedotcom:

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I love when the themes of the shows are so specific that you’re like “there’s no way that multiple people fit that profile.” but then they DO.

commitcrimedotcom:

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I love when the themes of the shows are so specific that you’re like “there’s no way that multiple people fit that profile.” but then they DO.

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artpixie:

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whoever created this has just earned about 5,000 brownie points

aww look! you can have your very own paternity scandal!